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29th

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Snoop Dogg and Sea Lionn hung out at San Diego Sea World this past weekend | BWE

I don’t know how to do internet anymore and lately I am doing crunches for the first time ever. Now it turns out: too often. There is such thing as a “chickling pea” and also such thing as the “Booty Pop.” Google “piggy bank the kind that you smash,” say looking to buy one, and you’ll find this guy, named Gert, whose website is the sort of website I used to dream up for my old internet job. It’s possible Gert truly owns 800+ piggy banks, but equally possible he’s concealing a lousy online reputation. My CRW syllabus for the fall says, at the top, NO LAPTOPS ALLOWED. That’s all I’ve got, so far.

Snoop Dogg and Sea Lionn hung out at San Diego Sea World this past weekend | BWE

I don’t know how to do internet anymore and lately I am doing crunches for the first time ever. Now it turns out: too often. There is such thing as a “chickling pea” and also such thing as the “Booty Pop.” Google “piggy bank the kind that you smash,” say looking to buy one, and you’ll find this guy, named Gert, whose website is the sort of website I used to dream up for my old internet job. It’s possible Gert truly owns 800+ piggy banks, but equally possible he’s concealing a lousy online reputation. My CRW syllabus for the fall says, at the top, NO LAPTOPS ALLOWED. That’s all I’ve got, so far.

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Jun
2nd

Tue

Wallis the wallaby in “surrogate pouch”

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May
9th

Sat

And planting takes place at the peak of the autumn change, under clear blue skies, with the sun still high enough to warm the days, yet low enough that it seeks out the eye with its glintings. The tractor scarcely labors as it drags the machine through the soil, diesel engine rumbling away, while behind the transplanter scrapes and squeaks along, and cuts a deep crease, a vaginal opening in the moist dark earth, into which the twin riders, testicular in function, drop the white-skinned cloves, one at a time, one after another, hundreds by the row, thousands by the day.

— A Garlic Testament, Stanley Crawford

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May
3rd

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