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Snoop Dogg and Sea Lionn hung out at San Diego Sea World this past weekend | BWE
I don’t know how to do internet anymore and lately I am doing crunches for the first time ever. Now it turns out: too often. There is such thing as a “chickling pea” and also such thing as the “Booty Pop.” Google “piggy bank the kind that you smash,” say looking to buy one, and you’ll find this guy, named Gert, whose website is the sort of website I used to dream up for my old internet job. It’s possible Gert truly owns 800+ piggy banks, but equally possible he’s concealing a lousy online reputation. My CRW syllabus for the fall says, at the top, NO LAPTOPS ALLOWED. That’s all I’ve got, so far.




















