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Mint woven floss

By horrible mistake I months ago purchased “Mint woven floss” from our friendly neighborhood Target.

Ideal flossness

Ideal ropeness

WTF!!!!!!

Discovery was made last night and I was not a happy camper.

More insult! More injury!:  Well, so pleased had I been to chance upon a floss sale that I purchased not one but TWO spools of woven floss, which BTW is more “rope” than “floss” and cannot rightly be known as the latter.  I do not know who likes this stuff, possibly everyone.  But I do not. My gums do not.

IN SHORT: If you are at all interested in two units of Johnson&Johnson Gentle Gum Care w/Fluoride dental floss, 50 yds each— one new in the package and one open and missing roughly six inches of floss— be first to leave a comment below and I will happily, nonjudgmentally mail them to you.

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