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Priorities - WHERE YOU AT
If you, like me, were to find yourself suddenly and urgently concerned about your dish washing technique from a water conservation standpoint, and began typing “best way to wash dishes” into the Google searchbar, you would be met— after “best way”— with these here suggestions:
“Best way to lose weight”
“Best way to commit suicide”
“Best way to lose belly fat”
“Best way to smoke weed”
“Best way to get pregnant”
“Best way to burn fat”
“Best way to make money”
That is the order. After this you would be completely depressed and in no mood for efficient dish-washing were it not for “Best way to cook a turkey” and “Best way to learn Spanish,” which place 8th and 9th respectively.
