19th
RE: I will incubate your eggs. FREE! (Trenton, FL.)
Do you notice this in the ad: Since the Orp dad was murdered by a protected species. WAH!
That means, approximately, that an Orpington rooster was murdered by a hawk, as was my last RI Red hen. A mature Orpington weighs ten pounds, the largest chicken in the catalogue. Do you notice that she uses the same word that I use, murdered? That is because it is the right word.
If I were still a man, I would get a sixpack of beer and get in my truck and drive to Archer and buy two dozen eggs and drive them, drinking the other three beers, to Trenton and give them to the murdered-Orp-rooster incubator lady. Then we would sit on her porch and look at the sunset or porno and I might box her children or something, train her dog. Then I’d go back out there and get some chicks and let her keep a few, as she says. But, alas, I am not a man.
